This is a list of things you should not eat, aka, things you can find in Pickering and Toronto.
Don't eat house centipedes, those ugly jerkfaces. I hate them so much. At least they're slightly smaller up here... but not by much. They're pretty gigantic in NC.
Don't eat my dog Pado, looking like a lunatic. This was after a 4.5 km jog. For you Americans, 1 kilometer = 0.621371192 miles (according to Google).
Don't eat my dog Buddy, chillin' in my backyard.
Don't eat my dog Pado, who collapsed in the bathroom after the 4.5 km jog.
Don't eat my dog Pado, who is hiding in the bathtub, because he is afraid of life.
Don't eat my dog Buddy, peering into the bathroom, wondering why Pado is such a fool.
Don't eat the CN Tower and the Sky Dome.
Don't eat Pado, who is very bored.
Do people often try to eat your dogs? Is this a Canadian thing? ;-)
ReplyDeleteReally it was just an excuse to post pictures of my dogs :)
DeleteHahaha clever post! Things NOT to eat. I can contribute to this with my China tripe adventures. More to come soon!
ReplyDeleteYou can totally eat centipede.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/simon-centipede-10000001913065/
ok, that kind of centipede, i will gladly eat :)
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